..waLLpaper...

tO u gUyz that r really cUriOus wants tO knOw

the wallpaper Of my lapOo
well thn

jeng..jeng..jeng

..traaa..

tOld u

its cOoL damm cOoL huh!!

umhhhh...

well actUally everybOdy hates it

my mOm tOld me tO change it..she said "wht an ugly peOple u gOt there"

my aUnt said "oowwhh its jUz like a bUnch Of ghOst"

my sis said "this is the mOst ugliest thing i ever seen in mylife"

my dad,brO's, lil sis n cUzens (thOse peOple whO dOsnt give any respOnd jUz a smiLe tht have a thOusand meaning)

i understand tht!!!

......hahahha......

bUt i dOnt care

..i liked it..

sOri 4 dissapOinting U gUyZz

cOz

...i'll keep it...

muahahaha

we'll b there!!

baLik kampOng..Oow hoe hoe..baLik kampOng..

hati girang..nghee

well i neh mmg xleh pat2 balik kampOng neh

cOz akn teruja terxcited tlebey Over yerk!!

...nwy KK we're cOmingggg!!!...

saja maO share my happiness wif u peOple

were going back to sabah celebrating raya..

cnt wait tO c grandma n Oll the cUzens

yooshhhh...im sO xcited

but as usual whn it cOmes tO raya we have

to clean n clean n clean the hOuse

aiyooo very tiring oo!!!

have to pack the whole familz baju also..(ank solehah tuh)

Ooopsss my mOmz here..need tO gO lOtz Of wOrk tO dO!!

~jaa neehh~

tips hilangkan ngantUk...

neh ak de tips2 tUk ilangkn ngantOk kOwang

yg xgheti2 nk ilang!

korang baca je musti udah ilang ngantok
...aku ni gelak takmo nk abis nii aduhhh...

kalau dah mengantuk sangat kat opis o kt clz o kt mne2 jew r,ambik masa 7 minit untuk buat senaman ringan ini..

ikut la arahan betul2...

ni ala taichi sikit la...

sebagai intro dan warming up..

tiru la macam ni...

untuk melegakan bahu dan leher..

wa..wa.. aaa

gerak kekanan kemudian ke kiri..

gerak ke kiri kemudian ke kanan..

ikut je ler... jangan terpusing kepala udah la..

tepuk kuat kuat kat dahi..

ni untuk hilang mengantuk..

dah tu buat gerakan tangan dan badan...

buat macam happy aje..

kemudian goyang2 kaki dan badan sikit...

buat macam takde masaalah...

buat secara aggresive pula...

jangan peduli apa orang lain kata..

hilangkan semua stress.....

pusingkan kepala...

tengok muka kat cermin sambil goyang2.. lawa tak...

akhir sekali buat joget kucing...

kalau tak ilang gax ambik bantal kecik gi tidOr kat surau..

… SELAMAT MENCUBE! CHAYOK!!!!!

tips mengatasi StresS..

Baby skates

hOw u dOin??

cOckrOach@ L.I.P.A.S

it is the mOst

frightening,disgusting,unfOrgetfull n hatefull creature i ever hate..

its really2

eeeyyeewwww..yuckkk

xleh nk trime r natang neh lgik2 klau die terbang

.....makkk aiiii!!.....

time tuh r klah Usain BOlt

xckup trek utk ak cOntinue larian

pe lgik ats kerusi r jwbnyew

xpown duk dlm blik,lOck the dOor n

lepax atas katil xgerak2 for bOut 5minutes

ak sgup kOrbankan kebebasan ak demi natang tuh

cesss!!kwang ajo tOoll

ak xkn maapkn die wlaupOwn time ghaye die dtg mntax maap

......

tQ 2 Oll my famili yg sntiasa meringankn tulang mmbUnuh 'mOnster' tuh

xcept abg sudaraku yg mmg hempehh!!

klau blik cni msT nk sakat ak ngan natang tuh

...siOtt tOoll...

..Diari Ramadhan Ayeen..

Cehh..cehh!! agax r..gler glam lax..

ah xkire nk wat gax diari neh..skeT r

..Owkey bca yerk mne tao leh wat teladan utk ank2,p.cik2,m.cik2 atuk2 n nenek2..

.....gghhaa budget bgus jew kn!!.....

4.30am :ttbe tbgn lax bkn sal nk sahur bUt nk p tOilet..1st day pOse jew bgn time neh..base bgn kuL5 tuh pOwn klau bgn cOz ak mmg jnis xsahUr..

4.40am :tlg my mom kt kitchn thn suk tdO blik smpai azan subuh bkumandang..bgun smyang,ngaji thn dengkOor blik..(hampeh nyew ank kn)

8.00am :Bgn...kemas umah..cuci pingan n sisa2 maknan time sahur tdik..basuh bju (bnyi nk gmpax tp yg bsuh machine)..lyn cartOon kt tv jap

10.30am: mandi (xtao smpai kul bape, jnji mandi)

11.00am : layan cite cine smbil maen ngan baby, aufa shifa (my mom babysits) smbil bebel kt bbdx laen suh p bca buku cOz memekak jew cm tarzan dh sekOr2..

12.30pm: on9..lyn whateva yg cOol (actually dh ngntOk dh)..baby aufa pOwn dh dengkOor

tuh yg bowing tuh..

2.00pm : smyang zhOr,ngaji jap..thn on9..update blOg..smbil tuh maen wif baby aufa yg dh
bgn..lyn qila my lil sis yg xabiz2 nk buka..ayat die "mumy i lapar!!" smbil guling2..

4.30pm :tdO (lOoorr! pe pnyew mnUsia r,mbUta jew..ank sape r neh)..

5.3opm :alarm bnyik means BANGUNNNN SMAYANGGG!!.wait 5minutes bg mata, mata ati

pintU ati, pintU keredhaan bbtOl dh bkak...

5.35pm :gerak p tOilet cm Owng mabUk smbil yawning..(pehhh!! mmg dasar pmalaz)

5.40pm :tlg my mOm kt kitchen sdiakn jUadah bbUka..(nielh yg dktakn ksabarn teras

kimanan..mmg mgUji ksabaran tOoll)..list mknn utk bbUka tpaksa lar ikOwt qila nyew list..almklOmlh yOungest (tpaksa r bralah wlapOwn xpuas ati)

6.50pm : mandi

7.00pm :Lipat kain sambil lyn tv mari bertaranum..(kunun2 Oll Of us interested r..if de ati nk
tkar chanel kire brani mati r tuh,xpepasal kne lecture ngan dady smpai taOn dpn pOwn

xabiz..de BRAN!!)

cOmmercial breakk!!!

~upin n ipin~

7.25pm :BUKA POSEEE!!!....tgu azan abiz thn p smayang..ps2 mentdarah..(smayang dOlu if
mkn dOlu alamatnyew ssh r nk bgn dri krUsi)

7.45pm :kemas meja,cUci pinggan..(cm bibik lak kn)

7.50pm :gOsOk bju2 yg pelu dgosok..(wat awal2 cOz tkOwt pnykit mlz tuh dtg lgik)..

8.25pm :get ready nk p smayang tawarikh @ terawih.. ( ntah pehal ntah taOn neh ghajin nk p

terawih..alhmdlh sejuk perOt mumy ngndOngkn i)..

10.15pm : dh BALIKK!!..tgk tv sat smbil mkn mknan yg xabiz time bUka tdik (ya allah burOk

nyew perangai)...

10.40pm : On9.. lyn cUzen2 yg ttbe BUZZ tnpa salam!!..laenkali sUk umh Owng bg salam..

12.30pm : tdO bLikkk smbil dgr fly.fm..(petUa neh mmber ak yg bgikk dsbbkn ak ssh nk tdO

mlm..berjaya sehhh..yOoosshhh!!!)..thx mar o nme btOlnyew mardhiah sadlan..

~THE END~

p/s: sila maklum yerk watak 'ayeen' bkn ejaan sbnar n watak2 yg skutu ngan nyew dlm cite neh adlh rekaan semata2,xde kne mgena ngan sape2 pOwn wlau dmna jua brada..

nk caye kew x lntax kOwang arx..pe ak kesah cOz ak mmg xpnah kesah!!!

..chaO..

t d O!!

tO anyOne yg pnah jdik ousemate ak
cOmpOm knal ak neh yg suker mmbUta
smpai xhingt dUnia..
lgik2 klau de clz pgi tUh thn time tUh lax mmbr sekatil xde claz
cOnclusiOnnyew pOnteng r!!!
...hakxhakx...
thn ptg tUh p r claz tnpa ghase bsalah
(cmneh nyew mnUsia pOwn de gax kn)
if luck ak baek xjmpe r ngan lec pg tdik
bUt
bak kta Owng tua2 sepandai2 tupai melompat akhirnyew
jtuh ke tnah gax(bedal jnji de peribahasa)..
tht time r ngan ilmu2 yg xbape nk penOh didada ak bUsha membina ayat 'baek punya'
sO lepaz r
..yOshhh!! xsia2 blajO BM ngan cgU zaridah time fOrm5 dOlu..
(mmpOs ak if my lec ECO tbaca dis bUt alhmdlh sib baek paper tuh lulus)
.....nwy diam2 sudeyyyy....
famili i nO cOmmen r
they oll dh mlz nk lyn klau ak dh start mmbUta
but
i surrender whn my dad took place
Peeehhh! gempa bUmi sehh.....
abes door blik cm nk tcabOwt
sib baek struktur umh kuat
tQ tO architect n engineer yg mgukuhkn umhku syurgaku
..........

chUmmy!!

besh ousemate eva
time duk kt sri bayu sblah umah p.cik mawi
(bkn p.cik c mawi tp nme owng tua tuh mawi) n atuk encem
huhu..

mimi,tiza,uare,jj,tim n dia
..warga2 tua ousemate ku yg sememngnyew dlahirkn bengOng thp gaban..

mimi ~bdx KL murtad ke mlaka n hobby mmg suker mbebel ntah pape (bengONg)
tiza ~awek jhor yg de mslah otax looossee
uare ~minah kelate yg suker wat aksi2 pelik
jj ~awek mlaka neh mmg sah2 dri sepital giler
tim ~bdx mlaka yg mengalami kcacatan pertuturan..cth: pantang jdik parang n etc
dia~minah mlaka neh ssguhnyew xde felling lansung (muker slumber jex)
attentiOn!!!
tO anyOne yg terserempak,terjumpe, ternmpak o ter pape lgik
ngan thOse gUrlz
silalh jaUhkan dri anda o lapOrkan kt sepital mental yg terdekat

.........
bUt
tO u gUyz kOwng mmg cOoL
u make Our campUs life rOck!!

f u t s a L....

I really misz futsal..
dh lame xtndg bola,tndg Owng de arx!!..
tr flash back lax time de match ngan bdx KPM kota bharu kt UiTM s.alam...
Pehh !!!
xleh trime time tuh dh arx my toe cdera..
leh lax minah neh nk landing ats ak
..stOry die gini....
ak ngan bangganyew bwa bOla kunun2 cm Kaka(pemain Brazil) arx..
tndg cm beckham......skali keeper dpt tangkap daaa..
cesss!! hampehhh..
xabeh lgik!!..
bwa 2nd time lax nk gOlkn r nex..
skali pehal ntah kaki ttbe xbedung plax...keeper in4rnt Of me ngah pelOk bOla..
ak ngan xde break nyew trpaksa arx wat aksi melangkah thp kwang ajo kt keeper tuh
thn ngan bangganyew ak yg msUk gOOoLL!!(bkn bOla)...
ak pOwn tgOlek arx dlm gOl tuh siap leh tgelax2 lgik ngan mmber ak yg dtg nk bg CPR..
hehe...
thn sOmthing hpen daa..keeper tuh reverse without lOoking at die nyew side mirror..
dh nk smpai kt ak neh skali ak ngan bengis nyew kmpOlkn sume energy yg de n PAAApppp!!!
(kdgaran buntut ssowng dtOlak ngan kuat)....sib baek ak xleper..dh r bdn die 3 kali gnda besOnyew dri ak..kn maen chat lgikk..yg ak neh cm bdx drjah 6 jex...agax r nk landing pOwn..
minah tuh pOwn pndg ngan muker xpuas ati..pe ak kesah!!!..haha

.net vs baSket...

sitting in frOnt of my lapOo late nite alone..
..tringt mmber2 kt kolej..
..bbdx uitm..
..sekor2 gler..
thyme maen netball n futsal
yg xleh nk blah
ptutnyew latihan utk game
tp cOz jr xde yg nk trun
ktowng pOwn maen syOk sndri r
netball vs basketball
3 gUrlz VS 2 gUyz
hahaha
mmg fun abes..
but
at last jdik
3 gUrlz vs 4 bOyz
kntOt ayam toll
...
lOtz Of bnda2 bengOng n sengal hpn r time maen
tht y we really enjOy it
wlaupOwn ngah tired n stress
tp felz like sume tuh wnt Off jUz like that
........
smpai jdik rutin ktowng trun every 5.30pm
4da game...
xpuas ati nyew kes
smpai nk match bbnyax kali
...gler rrr..
thn xsngka pak guard pOwn jdik pnOntOn setia
kn maen xcited lgik die tgk siap bg suppOrt kt ktOwng lax tuh
haha
whO wOn??
actually we oll pOwn xtaO who wOn
cOz maen xikOwt law pOwn
blasah slmber badax jex
jnji enjOy!!!
................

...h a t e....

aarrrgghhh!!!!!!!!
damm...
sOmething happen tO my lapOo tOday
it jammed

i hate this kind Of peOple
klau dh pnjam wat arx cra meminjam
neh x
abeh digOdeknyew my lapOo
withOut permissiOn
leh lax dOnlod neh n tuh cm hak milik die
de lgik
siap change everything

Peeehhh!!!
neh sudeyyy lebey man..
bikin pnas ati jex
blOod pressUre pOwn ghasenyew dh naek thp gler nyew
smpai ke Otax!!

pantang ak arx
Owng usik my things cOz ak pOwn xpnah usik hak Owng laen,
my brO n sis pOwn xpnah usik hak milik ak cmneh..
..xde sivik n mOral value nyew mnusia..
mmg muker xtaO malu....

bangkai tOoll !!....

kill2 die2!!

...adOooii aiii...

awat lar bUhsan sgt smenjax 2mnjax bmnjax2 neh
ghase cm nk maen bnuh2 pOwn de gax
seb baek r pmaenan tuh dOsa!!
bdwy alang2 dh sbOwt sal
kill2 die2 neh
ak nk tnjuk skill awekz neh
yg hby nyew mmg cOoL
gler arx..

video kt bwh neh
keganasan blaku btween
minah bjiwa killer ngan mamt budget cOoL
tp bjiwa pOmpuan sejati..
Peh!! xleh nk blah
muker gnas ati berbunga...

anyOne yg ghse nk lyn this mOvie
p jew kt mysoju xpOwn utube
........

crOw zerOII..

if U gUyz dh pnah layan crOw zerO yg 1st..
neh yg 2nd lax but preview jex..
nwy cite neh dh kuar n ak dh pOwn layan
mmg gempax abeh r...
~salute beb~
..............

bOoringg OcCur withOut knOwing it!!

when im writting On this blOg means im damm bOred..
nOt knOwing wat tO dO..
sO
i sleep
n
sleep
n
sleep
till
..my eyes cant clOse anymOre..
thats y i started writting!!

~end of stOry~